bitter-ghost:

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

01 Aug 14 @ 6:54 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

01 Aug 14 @ 6:46 am  —  via + org  —  reblog
Our police rocks better than your police
- Finland

Our police rocks better than your police
- Finland

30 Jul 14 @ 10:44 am  —  reblog

jalex-pierced-veil:

huffingtonpost:

'First Gay Hug (A Homophobic Experiment)' parodies ‘First Kiss’ viral video.

The last two guys kill me

30 Jul 14 @ 8:41 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s:

youphoric:

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

this is my favorite post

30 Jul 14 @ 8:32 am  —  via + org  —  reblog
30 Jul 14 @ 8:15 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

sideofrawr:

I need these in my life.

23 Jul 14 @ 7:03 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
boite-de-rhythm:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let loose and try to prank people

wow, maybe he left them because he couldn’t
Carrey them all Jimself

boite-de-rhythm:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

image

I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let loose and try to prank people

wow, maybe he left them because he couldn’t

Carrey them all Jimself

23 Jul 14 @ 10:22 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

The dog keeps huffing and making annoyed and frustrated noises and keeps farting bc I refuse to go to sleep when it wants

23 Jul 14 @ 1:28 am  —  reblog
Tried taking a selfie

Tried taking a selfie

22 Jul 14 @ 9:30 pm  —  reblog
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